Heartbreaker

Hellooooooo Love Bugs!!!

Happy Friday \o/  But most importantly Happy Valentines Day!!! (Unless of course you are happily single, in which case, Valentines day and all its cheesy love shit can fuck right off right? – OMFG I said cheesy love shit, that sounds sooo wrong – lmfao, but imma keep it in!)

Anyhoooo, I will be spending the night with my Lovely Hubbly drinking copius amounts of Pink Champagne while admiring my new diamond bracelet, sitting in a bubble bath, surrounded by . . . . . .  Oh who am I kiddin? I’ll prolly be presented with a cheap bottle of rose, a  wilted bunch of the nearest supermarkets last remaining roses, and a card that says “Lets Have Sex”! **

Heartbreaker bRead More